Pling pling: United to win it, Fulham to survive and Blues going down

I'm really looking forward to this weekend. We've still to find out who's going to win the league, we're still in with a chance of finishing anywhere from 5th to 8th and two teams out of Fulham, Reading and Blues are going down.
When God invented football was it weekends like this that he was thinking about? Having all the games on the same day at the same time; genius!