Gerrard’s statement of faith and Spurs speak.

So here it is “D Day” or “Grand Slam Sunday” or, for many, “Couldn’t Careless Sunday”.

Who knows what Sky have concocted for this afternoon. No doubt we will have helicopters or airships looking down on the grounds and more poetry at the start of the programme a disturbing, annoying and thoroughly pretentious development.

Richard Keys will be as hairy and as solemn as usual making everything sound as if the future of the plant depends on the title or relegation games and no doubt we see plenty of “interim tables” as the games unravel. “If the scores s