Transfer Rumors (18 July 08): Eto’o to Uzbekistan (not a joke!), Tottenham to offload four, Manchester United in for England U-2

You can’t always believe everything you read, but sometimes, it’s not as crazy as it seems. That’s what kicks off today’s roundup, which includes news from Toulouse, to well, you’ll find out in a second.

Spain

Uzbekistani club Kuruvchi recently posted a story on their site about Samuel Eto’o coming to play for them.

Believe it or not, there’s actually some truth to it. While Eto’o hasn’t signed on with the club, who are tops in the Uzbek Premier