Cheer Up Alan Shearer

Oh those mad Geordies eh? Emotional Kevin Keegan has walked out on his beloved team, the club he almost won the league with, leaving Newcastle fans debating whether to show up for their next home match against Hull.

Alan Shearer, a man famed for turning down United to play out 10 trophyless years with Newcastle, has spoken out about his distress.

“This is a very sad situation and Newcastle are in the headlines for the wrong reasons again,” he solemnly said. “Like e