Joey Barton bags a WAG

How he managed that is a complete mystery, but apparently some bird wants to move in with the convicted
thug.

Now it's not for us to say that all WAGs are empty-headed, cotton-wool-for-brains, ill-educated bimbettes, but seriously. Georgia McNeil (sorry, no pic yet) really 'needs her head read' - and
that a direct quote from 'a pal'.

Not only was Barton convicted of